Me: Where did I get such a silly sister?
Morgan: God gave me to you!
Morgan: Jesus died on this (Holding up her Styrofoam cup of juice)
Me: Your cup?
Morgan: THIS! (Turned the cup around to show me a little cross that she had scratched on the side with her fingernail)
Dad: Morgan, it's time to go to bed
Morgan: No thank you
Dad: If you do that again you're gonna get a smack
Morgan: No thank you
Later, when we went kayaking,
Me: There's a stump in the middle of the water.. (trying to go around it)
Morgan: That's an obstacle!
Me: Last night, dad squished a bug that was heading toward my room
Morgan: He squished one of God's creatures?!
Morgan: I have to go potty
Me: ok, go.
Morgan: You can come in with me, I don't need any privacy
I went in for a minute, then when I went to leave
Morgan: (yelling) I don't need any privacy!!
When she first wakes up in the morning,
Morgan: (screaming at the top of her lungs) Daaaa-ddddyyy, It's moooooornnnnnning!..... Daaaa-ddddyyy, It's moooooornnnnnning!..... Daaaa-ddddyyy, It's moooooornnnnnning!.....
Daaaa-ddddyyy, It's moooooornnnnnning!..... Daaaa-ddddyyy, It's moooooornnnnnning!.....
(until dad goes up to her room to get her.)